Royal 2 on Billy ang wedding briefing

Time flies, already 7 years since ORD. Bobo we and ADF mates had known for 10 years already. Recently so long than got a chance to meet with with the ex HQ drivers because of Billy Ang's wedding. I will be going to be a brother for the second time. Billy brought us to tries out of brother shirts. Saw Andy Lim, Vincent Ang, Billy, Neville, Qing He.

Bring them to Lao Sishuan to try the best China food I ever put into my mouth. Drink like a China man. So many bottles of beer until I was drunk before reaching the next station.

And all the people in the restaurant had not been seeing me for a long time, so all of them came out to welcome us. Even treat us a bottle of harbin.

Vincent ang, neville and andy lim

billy ang, me and qing he

After lao sishuan, we went to royal 2 with qinghe's friends and all of us stood around due to the house is fully packed. A tower after another after another like 10 plus over towers. I can't recall how many people is there. Last part saw two ladies dancing like on drug like that, unknowingly just ask them to join us to supper and realise they were dancer from taiwan. 

3 pots of thai hot pot and all standing around to get a piece of it. I even stand on the road side to eat while standing. Crazy lots of peoples. Some singer and dancer from Thai just followed qinghe to eat, don't where he got to know so many people. 

V2 with Nguyen thuy trang 阮翠庄

As much as I do not believe in suan ming (fortune telling) but it do get me upset why am I always getting bad result instead of good one. Why is fate always putting me down? Can't I have one good time fortune telling me I can do it and yes this is the time to venture to the option that I want to go.

Before I reveal my result I want to introduce trang from V2. She is the singer from V2 and she is the actual singer type of singer. Not those come to work and label as singer kind of singer. She is so pretty and sexy. Wanna share some of the song she sing during competition at Vietnam. Honestly, I do not know what the hell she is singing.

She recorded 2 chinese songs in my chang ba. Go listen and rate is she professional okie.

没那么简单 2:29sec

错的人 5:01sec

Anyway, I met 阮翠庄 at Bugis temple. She brought flower to pray inside the temple while I can't be bother because I always do not believe in any religion at all. But for the fun of it, I decided to go and try out.

 I ask about my result if changing to property agent is good. then the result is basically saying it fucking bad idea. How demoralization right. It say my life is meant to be hard and tedious. fortune is bad, blockage in my deal. How relevant to the question I ask right. It more or less affect me a little, but I don't care about the result remember? It is the process and I had already went so far taking the wrong step, so fuck it.

That day went with Qing he to V2 again to watch soccer, then he went back early, so I a bit drunk so I went to 山瑞之家, eat turtle soup and crocodile tail, one person eat, totally to 60plus, damn expensive loh. But I think it is really worth it. So tender and smooth. I believe the money was well spent. A little bit disappointed that I did not prepare my platelet due to drinking too much beer already.

不以结婚为目的恋爱不是耍流氓

至理名言，不以结婚为目的恋爱就是耍流氓。我到认为只以结婚为目的的恋爱才是在耍流氓。校园里的初恋都是在耍流氓吗？恋爱时候的交往就是试婚和婚前磨合，如果每个人都以奔婚姻的目的那还要交往来干什么？

结婚证就是对爱情的一种不信任，对于你爱的人的一种质疑。你看看朋友间的感情多纯粹，合折来，不合折散。你会要求朋友给你一张有法律效应的朋友证吗？怎么到了爱情就那么介怀了呢？

我觉得结婚就是水到渠成，锦上添花的事情。我觉得没有爱情的婚姻才叫耍流氓。结婚证是谁想出来的垃圾东西？平心自问，它的用处到底是什么呢？

Yeah, got my first full month (July) paycheck. My commission for the month total up to $2070 + basic $2050. I am happy although I am not the highest. Jonathan got $5000 + for commission alone.

 Due to the different nature and perspective I could not get so much as he give many cards per customer and plus shield plus loan. The full august month i expect to get higher as there is buffer from previous month and loan amount starts coming in. However, these 2 week I am quite slacking and AB most of the booth. Gonna buckle up till end of august.

Going to office early like 7:30 to clear my forms today. Hope good sale come later at TPY.

These few days chiong until I wanna puke. Very awfully chocolate. Shanghai dolly is not bad place to hook OL. Hee, Get to know 阮翠庄 at V2. The name I like it so so much. 翠庄，she really sing very well, so my first virgin flower I give to her. Hee

Recently addicted to anything that have soup. Enjoying hong kong style.

Passed RES

Yeah! I so happy that I had passed my RES paper 2 retake. I was jumping up and down in Tiong IBC. I so happy that I want to treat people to go Ikoi Japanese restaurant. Decide to invite the group chat people all go and eat!!

That same night went to Buffet town with Qinghe to celebrate. We had the oyster buffet and sashimi buffet that I always wanted. Finally, craving got satisfied. One more things took off my checklist. Replaced with a new checklist for this year. I am planning to buy a Honda CR-V before going to start RES. Hope my sales and commission is able to pull this off. Now the total loan ratio of 60 had kicked in, to buy a Honda I need to work super hard!

Love the work and the people working with me

This job is draining and if not for the people working together and the payout, I had given up. And I love my team CT lead my hansel, not like other TM so regimental. Kind of let us auto pilot as long as your number not too far off. I need luck for loan like seriously. I am the worst performing loan loh.

Since working in CITI i had been pubbing non stop. Someone please help me, too many distraction for all the DSO liao

The conjuring review

They said that conjuring is the scariest movie of the year. I was skeptical and went up the net to read the review. I always trust tomatoes review and they had a 85 rating. Not too bad i thought. One line within the summary caught my eyes, "the movie is given R rated not because of gore and violence, but purely because it is too scary."

I was elated and became so excited that i need to go watch it in the theater or regret for the rest of my life. Well it didn't disappoint luckily. I went on a crash date with estelle whom prospect me for survey at tiong bahru. I mean this really scare the crap out of me. The movie is breathless. It kept me anticipating for the moment of surprise but kept procrastinate the surprise. As you thought the "saw" director mocking you when you thought you know it all, but you don't try to guess his plot. It something very new.

Example the child try to peek under the bed, you thought the director is going to give you a scare under the bed but no. It just didn't. You are constantly holding your breadth. The air of anticipation is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

I jumped out of my seat a couple of times and bitting my fingernail all the time. I was so engrossed into the scene i swear out loud in the theater.

I am glad i went watch it. We both had a good scare. It really didn't disappoint.

I know we are close, better half.

Till today on the cab home i suddenly had an enlightenment. All the grudge suddenly got let off. The envy and green, the anger and all had been put down. End of the day the good three years had been spent. And you are still the only person who knows me the best. Am i a good person, are my family good and my character i mean it needs no explanation.

Right now i also see you are really in good hand. I hope the best for you. He is really nice and caring and definitely a person worth holding on and relay on. But no matter what, no one can take away the good 3 years together. Either from you or from me.

As for me. I am chilling out right now. I understand to build a lovely family, we need to have foundation built right. I am slowly but surely starting to build it from the basic. My opinion, its never too late. The right one will come alone when i am prepared. Who will accept me for who i am and who i ain't.

I am imperfect. I need my better half. While i am looking for her. She is also at the same time seeking for me. With love, my future better half.

Citibank end of first month

First month into citi. At first i was really weak on my paperwork. Even though my stop rate is good, my conversion rate is weak at the beginning. 1 week into the job, applications start coming in, but i wasnt monitored and given enough guidance to do paperwork. Slowly by asking around i got the hang of it. Soon my numbers starts coming in and i have good and healthy number of rc and cc. But then NTB still lacking. 3 weeks into the job i started to focus more on NTB and slack a bit on my add on cards. However end month my loan is really low.

All the clique from the training course had all went into full attack mode, all like total concentrate on sale target. I really missed training time. Ya. But i am not way slacking behind others. Me working super hard as well. My MIS is climbing slowly but surely. I managed to be in the 30+ of the MIS list. My aim before probation end is to be inside the top 20.

Jonathan on the other hand is doing exceptionally well. As his MIS crawl from top 30 to 7 to number 1!!! Top sale man beating all the other old bird!!! Claps. His comm must be in the 10k range. Congrats.

This job really isnt for a lot of people. U really need focus, concentration, time management and perservence to excel in this job. Nice place to climb up my cm data base.

Night blog. Love you.

IWWTS = I walking walking then suddenly

I coined IWWTS due to the previous post. Damn funny. One day inside the group chat I were asking the SYT (Sweet young thing) about what is TTYL. They asked me if I were chatting up with some chics and told me that TTYL means "talk to you later". Mandy suddenly ask do you know what is IWWTS.

I was playing smart by saying that it could be Integrated Waste Water Treatment System. Because in Sembcorp we happen to be in the project IWWTP which means literally Integrated Waste Water Treatment Plant. Nabei the mandy say it means "I Walking Walking Then Suddenly". This is what I say when I was in the trance speaking during my dream recording. It's like LOL.

Super "Ungram" Mandy, the pass looks like the maid you burnt to hell

Its joyful to be around this kinda crap person who do not care about image and she never fail to make my day. Thanks ar. I tiong xim eh! Or Limpeh mao ni ar! Wahaha insider jokes lah.

Yesterday watch the WWZ with Visan and Keith like finally I plead and I throw tantrum until like finally Visan agrees to watch with me regardless of head count. She never fails to impress me with her professionalism and 人生历练. She had spent 2 years studying Buddhism and when through air stewardess course. She is fighting so hard to fill so many mouths and she is somebody I looked up to. A whole lots of responsibility on her shoulder but her optimism just never extinguish. 

World War Z at Cineleisure

The next update will be the juicy one, which we went clubbing on the last day. It super juicy so have to save it to the last!

Jay One for Xiu Fen on our last day

I absolutely adore and love this lady. Xiu Fen is our trainer for Citi and she is so cute to look at, especially the eyebrown. She can be damn guai lan at times and fierce us for reporting late to work. Sometime when she scold us, we are really damn afraid. Not because of fear, but because she is so nice that we didn't want to disappoint her with our poor effort. She earned our respect on a soft approach. Due to her being angry for most of us failed CC test, me, Jon and Mandy had to stay up damn late to study so that we can pass our next test without disappointing her. It so so sad to end the training. 

Jay One for $88

We decided to buy her a gift nearing our training completion. We plan to  surprise her and we each chipped in $10 for this present. As she might be using it to listen to music on her Note and I though she didn't have a nice pair of in ear, we went to get her a nice one. We ended up buying a card for her as well. 

Shermine brought home and drew

This is the card filled with all our well wishes and presented to her on our last day. I was inspired by 步步惊心, I wrote her a chinese poem that goes like this:

第一最好不相会，如此便可不相见。第二最好不相知，如此便可不相慰。第三最好不相遇，如此便可不相思。不见亦不散。

幸福的表情

See the happiness face on her and the little baby in her is like so refreshing and I am super sad that day. I always suan her look old and wrinkle but actually, she is damn chio lah. When she is younger she super lookalike 林湘萍。

With these 3 nonsense people in class, not matter how tired I am, we can never fall asleep in class. Or I can stare at Xiu Fen 's eyebrown or Sunita. Haha

Visan imposing Shermine photogenic pose

Last photo in class, no limited to other party gathering!

I had a dream recorded in memo

Today I share the incident with the citi's wolf pack, and we can't stop laughing. I laugh so hard I sweated inside the aircon room in PS.

Basically, I had a dream. I woke up 6:30am this morning watching my drama, but then I fell asleep at 8 plus and the dreamt about something interesting. Alone the dream, I was woke up by my alarm clock at 10am. Hence the dream is very vivid inside my mind. So actually I want to take down the dream with pen and paper. But then I was too tired, I switch on my phone and start narrate the whole dream into my iphone using the voice memo function. I was speaking in the half sleeping and half awake tone for like almost 3minutes rehearsing the whole story onto the phone.

After that I open my eyes but only to realise "FUCK" I didn't press the record button. Gan stupid right.

So I tried to record again but this time my manage to say half of the story and then I fell asleep again.

The voice memo was shared with them over lunch and we all had a hell lots of fun, but I don't know why. For a cheena like myself, unconsciously I was narrating the whole story in English. You know sometime you in the stage of trance, you just speak alien language. Why is it so funny? Click below to listen.

Forgot my dream already...

Dream about losing teeth

I dreamt about losing my teethes that night. One by one they got loose and shaky then they just fall off one by one. Its very scary and i was helpless in the dream. Funny that i told the mdh class about lucid dreaming but however i didn't get lucid that night. Even if i do, its boring cause there is no one in my dream.

They say it is hard to remember what you had dreamt but the losing teethes dream is so vivid that i can still remember a few days later. I decided to google and decipher the meaning about losing teethes in a dream:

"One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxieties about your appearance and how others perceive you. Your teeth help to convey an image of attractiveness and play an important role in the game of flirtation, whether it is flashing those pearly white, kissing or necking. Thus, such dreams may stem from a fear of rejection, sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. To support this notion, a dream research found that women in menopause report to have frequent dreams about teeth. This points to teeth dreams as being related to getting older and/or feeling unattractive and less feminine. Teeth are an important feature to your attractiveness and how you are presented to others. Caring about how you look is natural and healthy.

Another rationalization for these falling teeth dreams may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxieties. Perhaps you feel that you are unprepared for the task at hand. However, you will find that your worries are unfounded in most cases. Sometimes what plays out in your mind is far worse than what is reality.

Teeth are used to bite, tear, chew and gnaw. In this regard, teeth symbolize power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness. Are you lacking power in some current situation? Perhaps you are having difficulties expressing yourself or getting your point across. You feel frustrated when your voice is not being heard. You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream may be an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the importance of what you have to say.

Traditionally, it was thought that dreaming that you did not have teeth, represent malnutrition or poor diet. This notion may still be applicable to some dreamers.

Other Perspectives

A scriptural interpretation for bad or falling teeth indicates that you are putting your faith, trust, and beliefs in what man thinks, rather than in the word of God. The bible says that God speaks once, yea twice in a dream or a vision in order to hide pride from us, to keep us back from the pit, to open our ears (spiritually) and to instruct and correct us.

Many cultures, including the Hispanic and Greek cultures, believe that when you dream about loose, rotten, falling, or missing teeth, then it indicates that a family member or close friend is very sick or even near death.

According to the Chinese, there is a saying that your teeth will fall out if you are telling lies.

It has also been said that if you dream of your teeth falling out, then it symbolizes money. This is based on the old tooth fairy story. If you lose a tooth and leave it under the pillow, a tooth fairy would bring you money. "

On job 3rd day citi

3rd day into the job. Start getting the hang of it. My first day is damn scare and blur lo. Somemore i alone inside bishan ibc. Mo ine to guide me or give me ojt. Lucky the hard part of tapping customer is over. Just i need to be more confidence in the products knowledge and fluent in my presentation.

My stop rates are high but conversion rates still not there. I havent tried hard enough i think. I tend to get them go when upon they first rejection. I think i need to work harder on that.

Today at compass m1 rs i manage to close my first casa with hsiong wei and kind if make me more comfortable preaching to cust. I want to try loan the next available chance. Sher close almost 9 clear at cine. I will to catch up and hope i can able to draw the ipad as the winner.

Jon is on the killing spree. 10cm with 43cc in one day. He almost close all cust with 5 cards. Impressive. I had to work harder. But ethically i still not convinced to enforce cshield in cm leh. But they say if you wan money then you have to do the dirty way.

Should i follow them?

Hazy weather, psi worsen

I still felt like i am a people person. I enjoying hanging out with new friends and be able to bring joy and happiness to the group.

Xf had share her secret of making best friend with a girl, and thats to share a secret with the girl. You can be instantly become a bff if you have something holding on between you two.

Let me share my success with people and thats to be humble and able to laugh at yourself. Everyone know that i am a cheena and i english is very broken. But i do find some of my english really damn funny. Like i cant pronoun gourmet pleasure. I always pronoun "got meh, pressure". I am can tank really well with sarcasm. Like people kept saying my face tio lon by mrt, got a lots of oil that my skin resist to sunburn etc. but if that us want makes people happy about, why not. In a group there is bound to be someone being picked on. Instead of hurting another person, why not take it all in right.

Weather is damn hot, humid and hazy. Heard after psi 200 then dont have to go work. But once again, all these coming from Jonathan. U choose to believe?

Last outing with the sales dogs

porn star mandy working her Mojo

TGIF, men dress down, ladies hairs down. Working our Mojo after lesson with the "Sales Dogs". Can I say this is the best best outing thus far. How come we bond like super glue and we were indeed very close to each other like we had met before. Part of me want to pass out, part of me don't bare to do so. 

Prik thai look alike at Ocean

With Keith and Jon, we went to chill out on the Monday evening after work. It is really an odd day to hang out right. We head to somewhere to have a drink and then we walk blindly to park lane. Had 4 jar of beer at K2 and me and Jon got a happy ending that burnt us a big hole in our pocket. Something funny between me and Jonathan. Hee hee.

Citibank training

Well, I know it will be fun, but never thought it's going to be that fun. I don't want to end the class so soon, but life move on Gary. This 2 weeks are the most relaxing, fun and stressful period of my life. It's tedious the exam, the hours are long but the people with me made it worthwhile.

We tease about almost each other with each other. Like Handsome lee and Mandy Ng, Me and Sanita, Keith and Shermine. It just feels so right suaning each other. And Handsome lee nonsensical confident to lie. The backside crane, the finger lighter the man with 4 rabbits, Mo chen with the chen mo the gao yang. Keith with the authentic face but rotten soul. Mandy's pulling finger tricks. Me with the shouting at the 10th year senior trainer. Haha so funny.

And special thanks to trainer, Xiu Fen making the lesson so interesting and engrossing. She is very pretty and I keep suaning her age and looks like old only. But she is like Xiao S totally. Chio lah chio lah, I admit. 

I have a feeling. This is the job that I would enjoy, at least for this short period of time.

Citibank training with trainer Xiufen

getting free tailor made shirt and pant

I still remember throwing away my corporate wear, leather shoes etc and vowed that I will not step into the corporate world and climb the corporate ladder. When was that? Hmmm, roughly one year ago, that is what I thought. Now take a look at me, in the stupid corporate wear again.

Now I am going through training for direct sale in Citibank. Cause they paid handsomely with basic, incentives, allowance and commissions. I could not slag no more at home already. I need to join some job that is challenging, dynamic and highly motivated. What else other than direct sale. I kinda direct right.

Soon I will be super no life as the job requires long and tiring working hours. But that will be my stepping stone to bridge over to property. Meanwhile learn a little about credit cards, loan and saving plan for my financial part then when I save enough, I shall switch back to property. Anyway, I will be still waiting for my RES exam result and application for the license. That will take a few months.

I am happy loh. My new year resolution for this year had one less item as I will be striking off one of them when I pass my RES.

Love, responsible please come come, I need you.

Is love really pure?

"Michelle E
Loving someone isit all about how ur love will be reciprocated? So if u can't feel the other party loving u as much as u do, u back away and love lesser until the party learns to love u as much as u do. Is love like this?"

Quoting one of my friend who post this comment on her facebook, at first I thought it is so true, A lot of people out there is weighting love in exchanging for something in return.


But after a while I thought, actually why are we able to make friend so easily but it so difficult to find love relationship? Both of them is a kind of love, one friendship verse the other love relationship. Both of them is based on trust, the more you trust the other party, the closer you get. I ask myself why love is much a complicated stuff, unlike friendship, where you happen to just meet and just click. That's that, simple and you got yourself the next BFF.

You treasure the time spent together, you do not care how long it last. It could last you a life time or the friendship may fade with time. But end of the day, you are just fine, well you may be sad initially but life still move on and you are not breaking any sweat. You are alright without this friend to begin with.

The only different is that for love, you had an additional element call attraction. Remember how badly you want something like the toy you never had when you are young. You want it so badly you cry and whine. You crave for the possession for something that you are attracted to. You want to spent lots of time with it. You do not want to share your attraction with other. 

If love is what it is, then I shall say that love isn't pure. It is lust, the desire to possess something to yourself and it is one of the 7 deadly sins as described in the bible. Pure love is unconditionally accepting the person inside out, right here right now. It is not made but growth. True love cannot be forced. 

After you overcome the initial stage of sexual attraction and the honeymoon period over, you met with dispute and dismay, that is where true love kicks in. Do you love the worst of him/her. Hence, love is not within a heartbeat and never on first sight.

朱梓骁模仿刘德华"归宿“

If you haven watch 百变大咖秀。Should go watch, its like damn funny. The show is all about imitating celebrities star in funny ways. However recently I saw one episode where I am quite touch. Share with you all.



The original play is by Andy lau in his concerts. I of course still prefers Andy Lau version.



Lastly, let you see the cantonese version in Shanghai

Stop being a potatoe

I should really just concentrate that this blog shall not be commercialized. The greed had detour my style of writing on the blog. This shall be a personal blog. That's that. I will be lame with my very day routine and boring dinner photos.

I really need discipline and commitment. Like commitment to exercising, reading, socializing and public speaking. How can I stay focus and contemporary with life? I really need to get out of my crouch do something.

Watched Hello Stranger again. Still manage and entice me like first time. Really romantic Thai Movie. You should watch it.

Superheroes girlfriend ranking prettiest from films

Just finish watching Iron Man 3 and then I thought that Iron man's and Spiderman's girlfriend is the same person. They do look alike right? They always said that there is a selfless woman behind every successful man. And I guess all the super hero's girlfriend did not have the attention that they deserve. Super heroes do save the world with super power but they will be empty with their partner's companionship. Hence I like to go through all Super heroes girlfriend and give a rating from the prettiest to the ugliest.

Batman do not have a steady girlfriend and he is being written a millionaire playboy. Hence explain why Batman is sick and mental. He is dark. I bring in Selina Kyle (Catwoman) because she is in my opinion one of the prettiest lady from all batman series.

Res exam paper 2

Yesterday night burnt midnight to study from res exam. And like what i always do, watch a full movie before going for exam. Its really a nice idea to free myself from stress and make good for more mugging of books and terminology.

Yesterday watched "the machinist" by Christian Bale, and i am impress that he can slim down from 90lbs to 50lbs. Almost lost half of his body. He is famously known for able to manipulate his body with ease. I am impressed by his regime and determination.

Went in for the paper 2 today and felt the paper is not what i have practised for the sample sort of differently structured and asked. A lot of common sense answer but works against me because I had been training for the sample paper's format and so I cant apply common during the exam. I do have confident to pass with single sitting. I am pretty sure that t is almost unfair to fail me for my effort in my study.

Realtor, I almost going to be.

101次求婚-同名主题曲《Say Yes》

101次求婚-同名主题曲《Say Yes》--李代沫

I hate this gay. His voice only so so, but he sang one of my favourite song I listen when I was younger. As I listen a couple more time, the song kinda grew on me. 

I now getting so Cheena. Type SMS and blog in chinese, love China culture and watch channel from China. Live streaming. Even watch 春晚 live over the air at some China website. Watch China drama, china variety and go China 吊花场。Crazy right.

I believe a lot of people discriminate China people. Including foreigner talent and blah blah. But have you realise your ethnic is Chinese and we originated from China. If you reject China native then I guess you are fundamentally reject who you are actually. Being born and raise in Singapore doesn't make you more Chinese than you already are. Anyway, China is an economic force not to be reckon with. Beside Singaporean isn't gracious at all.

Compare Singapore traffic and Euro's traffic and driver ethnic. Ugly Singaporean. Including myself. I agree. At least I own up to it. 

Haiz. Up the lorry lah. The RES exam is really putting me under bending moment stress test -_-" 

粉红佳人 the who told me the sad sad news. Put me to the stress test again. I felt I don't really adapt well to social and mental stress. I realise I am just so weak as a person. 

Why the "A" student work for "C" student

Hey, today's Mother's day and I went to TB Popular and came across a rather interesting book that caught by sight. Good attention getting, gotten give it to the author which is none other than Robert T. Kiyosaki.

The book by the title : Why "A" Students Work for "C" Students and "B" Students Work for the Government.

Come on, tell me how you are not going to pick up and flip through it. Like seriously. Without second thoughts I pick up the book and snap shot and rush home to search google for a free copy. Bing bing

Hope you like it. I will not share you the link :p Please support the author and get a copy at your nearest bookstore.

据说这是一堂价值300万元的课

第一课

一个男人在他妻子洗完澡后准备进浴室洗澡。这时，门铃响了。妻子迅速用浴巾裹住自己冲到门口。当她打开门时，邻居鲍勃站在那儿。在她开口前，鲍勃说，“你如果把浴巾拿掉，我给你800美元。”想了一会儿，这个女人拿掉浴巾赤裸地站在鲍勃面前。
几秒钟后，鲍勃递给她800美元然后离开了。女人重新裹好浴巾回到屋里。当她踏进浴室时，丈夫问她，“是谁呀？”
“是邻居鲍勃。”她回答。
“哦，”丈夫说，“他有没有提到还欠我800美元？”

故事寓意：及时与同舟共济的股东分享重要信息，将会避免不必要a的曝光。

第二课

一个销售员、一个办事员和他们的经理步行去午餐时发现了一盏古代油灯。他们摩擦油灯，一个精灵跳了出来。精灵说：“我能满足你们每人一个愿望。”“我先！我先！”办事员说，“我想去巴哈马群岛，开着快艇，与世隔绝。”倏！她飞走了。“该我了！该我了！”销售员说，“我想去夏威夷，躺在沙滩上，有私人女按摩师，免费续杯的冰镇果汁朗姆酒，还有一生中的最爱。”倏！他飞走了。“OK, 该你了。”精灵对经理说。经理回答：“我要那两个蠢货午饭后马上回来工作！”

故事寓意：永远让你的老板开口先。

第三课

Vegetarian is killing animals more often then you think

My last article is on the common discrimination from domestic pet owner that eating exotic food is cruelty. I left off at why being a vegetarian will not solve animal cruelty. This is my reason.

A lot of vegetarian is vowing to reduce animal suffering from human harvesting them for food. Eating vegetarian which do not have nerves so theoretically  they are free from suffering. But I believe there is collateral effect for vegetarian.

First, fuck those vegetarian who visionary is to against animal suffering but still taking dairy products, eggs and cheese. This by product from animal cause animal suffering (as accused) as well. Those that follow strict vegetarian diet that avoid all animal by product is causing animal suffering indirectly and they are as sinful as meat eater in my opinion.

Domestic pet abuse VS Human food manslaughter

Sometime I feel very ironic for people's reaction to the food I eat. Do not call me sick but I have to confess that I had a "thing" for eating exotic food like, dog meat, turtle soup, kangaroo. People give me the "look" like I am the most sinful person with no compassion for animal. Yup. recently I went to China for my first time in my life to try out dog meat.

Dog meat soup only cost $3 SGD 

And well if you are wondering how dog meat is prepared, do not wonder away. I searched for the most disgusting video available after the break. Please to warned about the graphical. Animal lover please do not view it.