how to eat a gong gong

My professional way of eating Gong Gong. In case that gong gong seem foreign to you. I have a video tutorial on 'how to eat a gong gong professionally'.


Well, just a very random clip, but it may be offensive of people who like creature. Cause the way I eat very gore. Hahazz

If you are a Singaporean, or should I say if you are an Asian, you should have noticed the biggest entertainment news of Rat's year 2008. If you don't know, you must be an Alien from Mars. It even worst than 911 report. Edison's news had been on the headline for 3 full weeks. Until the death of 沈殿霞 seems to cover up the heat a bit.


I believe I need not elaborate more on what actually happened. Just a summary, Edison is involved in the scandal picture with a lot of celebrities. The list is crazy.

A search on "edison chen" in google returns thousands of pornography materials. Just like what happens when you search for "Pamela Anderson" actress of Baywatch. (whom was known more famous as sex icons).

Edison, the american born chinese had made his name known in the Wikipedia. (although it nothing fantastic about that)

Today's poll, who do you support, Edison Chen or Gillian Chung

I personally support and salute to Edison which I will provide reasons to justify my opinion.

Putting aside that he is a super duder flirt, as its very subjective between the male and female point of views, who can actually tell his life story like an "R rated show". He didn't force those people to take those photos. So once you took them, there might be a chance that it will leak out.

Edison is one of the victim, from my point of view. He is just any young adult that will do his private stuff behind closed door. I mean anyone of us do those thing right, and since those female are also willing to take the photo, I don't think that there is anything wrong with him.

Now he is out of the Hong Kong showbiz already. Taken his painful lesson. At least his approach on this matter is handled more professionally than Gillian. He said that he wasn't a role model to follow, and his incident shall teach youngster about the cause and consequences. Hope he can recover soon.

On the other hand, I am super turned off that Gillian still have the cheek to stay in showbiz. She idol of young children and when she had done all these hurt to his fans, she still had the face to stay in this business. "對阿嬌我覺得好失望。我覺得她非常虛偽。我覺得他們關門做甚麼是他們的自由，也是他們的私隱。但阿嬌之前又去甚麼 "反對婚前性行為活動"，又去講座，表示她是多麼的純潔的，原來全都是假的。虛偽的她，只對我們說她真實的一面是 "天真，傻"難道這樣就足夠嗎？難道這樣我們就可以原諒虛偽的她嗎？"
I totally agrees.

“好傻好天真” she is really naive. I don't think so. She is super fake. Hate her.

依家D鳳姐已經唔再自稱XX純情學生妹,XX大食人妻,XX大波少婦之類,個個叫晒自己做天真XX,傻XX

"我天真,我傻,我收$300"

translate:

Now prostitute don't call themself 'school girl' , 'horny housewife' or 'booty women', they now call themself 'naive and silly'

"I navie, I silly and I cost $300"

This guy Steven Lim "most handsome guy in Singapore never fail to amuse me everytime I looks at his video. His respond to support Edison posted on you tube had been greatly remixed by a lot of people. Seriously, jaw dropping. Well, I think he got the 15 minute of fame.

Some people say that he is using Edison to boast his click rate, others admire his courage and persistent to becoming famous. Hate him or love him, you decide.



"我放屁的聲音比這個鳥大便所撲撲撲的好聽幾千陪" - skillless


Is she calling him "Ti Boon" (hokkien of cucumber)
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　┗━━━┳━━━┛　　┃　　　　┃
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Heavily edited by Steven Lim anti. Must See


"wah lang...make me laugh till 2 days 2 night i still laughing.Damn funny man!Heh to the producer of this video... i salute to ur creative idea and ur editing is damn solid.And also thanks for making fun of steven lim through this video.A good good hit back at Steven Lim the lao gay!!!Keep it up man!!!" - myjoola

Finally exam for sem 2 is over. Overall, I think I under estimated the paper. On the other hand, the CB Mrs Wong is trying to pull down our grades by setting super difficult paper. I mean, its not that difficult but with too much question for the 2 hours, made it looks difficult. Due to 'no enough' stress, I can't think efficiently. Gosh, she is taking us CT2 for year 2. Sian 1/2

Other than that, nothing to comment on exam liao. Hope I still can get good grade. Waiting patiently. Called up by the Sembcrop interview, I didn't expect it to call me up. I fill up rubbish in the form, they asked me why I choose sembcorp and what can I provide them. I simply say I join them because of good money and the prospect that they can provide. Other than these reason, do they expect to get a better answer?? But I think I sure kana degan by them during the interview.

Some unhappy things happened within me and one of the classmate. I don't wish to comment so much on it. All the people who cared about me, thanks for all your concern. But I think I don't wish to bring out the issue again. I feel like bird in a cage. Trapped.. This holiday, I am taking a break. -_-

Out of boredom, we decided to create
some heart shape object. This is done by Vincent

This is done by me.

This is done by me also

Ya, talking about Mac. That night after we dawn at Mac to study. Liwen called me when I was about to reach home saying that she forget to take her retainer. Cost 400 plus!! So out of sympathy I went back to Mac to help her find. To our dismay, the person clear the table. So I help out to find in the rubbish bin. I found out that they threw the rubbish bag into the trolly. And went to the extend of ransacking the bag one by one. (the uncle forgot which bag he threw).
Within these short time frame he can't even remember which one is the most recent one, made me had to find one by one. Got my hand all dirty and smelly. Soon after Liwen came and joined in the "treasure hunting". We try to analysis which bag is the one that contain the food we eat. We total ransacked 7-8 bag of rubbish. Looking for tell tale of the content. I tried the receipt and look of coffee cup that I drink. Cos I like drink 3-4 cup of coffee loh. We eat big breakfast and pan cake. So these are the thing that we are looking for. But still can't find. No choice had to give up. She very sad after that.

Studying for exam....

Yesterday I didn't sleep reach home ard 6am from Mac. Then I was about to sleep right, suddenly my whole unit power failure. So I went to check the circuit breaker and look for any power trip. But I didn't find any. But I can feel that the breaker is super hot. I make a good guess that the whole circuit breaker had a blown fuse. Later I found out that nowaday in all unit, the breaker no longer use fuses in it.

After 3 hours, my father decided to call up a technician to fix it, after asking around we called the person who is willing to do the job for 100 dollars. My bastard father who always disapprove me of riding asked me for money. I bluff him I got none. Then he ask me to ride my bike to Mount Faber to take it from my mother. Now he realize to have a own transport is so 'fan pian' liao loh. I am lazy to go loh, so I decided to withdraw from my bank. But I only got 60 plus dollar. I tried to ask from one of my good friend which he/she told me she/he don't have. I think its an excuse. Don't lend don't lend loh. I go and dig my ang bow. So total I manage to find 120 in my house. My father happily take it and pay to the technician. He seem not to have any intention of returning it to me liao. So end up, my mother need to pay me bad. What a bad father he is. Useless piece of shit. Fuck you, Father.. <-- my father not anyone's father. No offence.

After the technician took out the fuse out.....

The wire had blown into piece. Proving my saying of "exploring" is technically correct.

Look how shack I am, haven sleep yet leh, still must help the CB sweep floor and mop floor.













Anyway, all the complain aside. This week this the New year any bow toto.. Total price of $1000,000,000. Hope I am lucky enough to Tio. If Tio I wanna buy car, do handphone business, "bao" actress ... ... ... ... ... ...

Our math paper was taken in the Convention Hall. And I am sitted at the last row next to EWT. That morning I went to eat before going for the exam. I almost late and I hate to wait outside the hall while they are reading the question paper. That will waste me a lot of precious time in the Math paper. So I opened my throttle more and rushed to school. Lucky, I reach in time for the paper.
I am very frustrated with myself for my weakness in subsiding my "kan jiongness". The last question I wasn't able to finish. Regarding the related rates. I wasn't able to differentiate the equation. I spent almost half and hour thinking of the question. The less time I have when I see the clock, the more my brain cannot work. Very kan jiong liao. Total I left out 3 question undone. The rest I attempted but I wasn't so sure of some of the answer.

5 credit for the damn Maths. I was so sure that I can get a A for this module until this paper shaken me. I pray I beg, give me A for this module :) Ohm mi tuo fo~~

Just a very random photo I took, hope you all can see I am trying to do a
"heart shape with my shadow -_-"

Recently, stay up till very late at night. Always hang around T-garden by myself. I really can concentrate when I am studying alone. I don't like to study with other people as I can absorb more efficiently when studying alone. But I have some doubt to clear as there are some question that I can't do. No one to ask. SIaN!!

Come to think of it, I forget to comment my ECO paper. That one confirm cannot get high marks one. The whole session on the exhaust pipe I didnt' study.

So it ask: "What are the two catalyst used in the catalytic converter"
My answer: "water and oil"

-_-'''"

I think that these sem wasn't so smooth. All the question I trying to spot didn't come out. Very unexpected papers.

I will begin with my hamster to start off my new year's blog. He really looks dead when he is sleeping. Do hamster normally sleep like that? Anyway, I like to see him sleeping like that, so funny okie.

New year, as usual. Go to 4th uncle house to visit Grandma. Hate to entertain all my relative. They always like to ask me how am I getting on, where I am studying/working etc. And they don't know how shameful for me to say that I am in Poly where all the same age cousin is already having their degree. Worst, my 16 years old cousin already studying in JC now. We used to play together, when she is born, I am already 9 years old. Ya, I used to play at her house when I was 13 years old and when she is 4. Now she haven have her own Gucci bag.

My beloved Grandma, who used to dote on me very much. I still remember how she feed me food for hours when I am watching TV in their house. Very naughty that time. Haha. Recently she just went into hospital when her stomach is bloated. Some malfunction of internal organ, not quite sure which part it is. Now she seem to getting better compare to last few years. Hope she can stay healthy and stay away from painful torment.





Went to chinatown yesterday night. Very crowded and people pushing us around. Nothing to shop but we just decided to waste our time there. We went over the place 3 time, just walking round and round.

Vincent took the free balloon. Ahhh. Not long before I convince him to get it go. Carry the balloon at his age is going to lure a lot of unwanted attention. Even risk the chances of tangling onto someone which will lead to unforeseen trouble if the guy is a Ah Beng. I don't want Da Hong Da Zi. ( big red big purple )
We went to chill out in this gobal cafe, that time we saw it when we went with Liwen. Happen to be "emo night" and Vincent say he want to emo. I expect to be quite happening, and went up to discover we are the only customer there. Really emo loh. I see liao I also emo. Haha

We had our reuion meal at afternoon, cos both my parent all working today. They will not be home till mid night. And I will be alone for my Chinese New Year Eve. Mother work 24/7 a year everyday from 8am till 10pm. No complain at all. She is a good mother and so hardworking. But I think she pamper me too much till now I am so lazy.

We seldom cook and frying things make our kitchen oily. So we turn to a more convenient and healthy eating style. Therefore we will have streamboat for lunch. Look how amateur she is. Noob, hahaz


Ya, so ytd went to Egline house to help Ronnie celebrate his birthday. Why did he come to Ngee Ann when his house is at Sergragoo Garden? Do u know how far it is between school and his house. Okie Very far.


His house is very big. A three storey high smei-dettach. And he is so cat to hire only one maid. Definitely is maid abuse loh. One maid for a three storey high house. I think she will have tonnes of job to do. IE, cut grass, water plant, change water for fish pond and sweep the garden. Ya, these only cover for the outside. We haven consider the inside yet. Not very use to the house, have to climb up 3 level to reach his room, crap.


So they buy one Vodka and one dozen of beer. I don know if its call one dozen, I know its 24 can. They play game and drink beer, basically they are tired of the game for taking so long. They change to spin the bottle. Who ever kana, drink. Later they felt its boring, and order those who never drink anything, drink. So why play game, might as well just drink. Hanz is the first to vomit. He drank half a glass of hard liquor. I dun think its wise to drink like that but they insist. So I think is that glass that made him puke. Everyone advise me not to drink so much cos I will be riding later and well, I think I am only 5% to drunk after everything. No beer no fun, but at least they worry about my safty mah.


When to some market near by to eat. I tried out some candy shot from my U600. EEEE, the photo looks crap. Exposure too long, tend to make all my shot blurred.


Take 2 sec for the auto focus to work. And I can't disable it. Sucks Ball.

Fuck, today finally finish all presentation for this sem liao. Shiok.. Left with all the paper to take. Well, we had done a very good preparation.. Vincent even go all the way to producing a CD for teacher. Well.. One word when you see it "Wow" Looks very real like those selling outside. Impressive. Okie, so credit this round goes to Vincent. But I am the one thought of the webbie thing and maintaining it. Ya, Shi Hao did help out also.. He help to do the webbie, and he is the Video Editor. Well well, all the preparation is good but there are still room for improvement for the presentation.

-very long and lengthy
-Analaysis is very blur
-I tok rubbish

but over all, good effort.

Ytd went to chinatown, people mountain people sea. Si bei dou ren. Nothing special but happen to brought a sunglass. Make me so handsome until I a bit pei seh. Haha. See bo bluff u right. Look like Edison.

Joey really quitted school liao. Kinda miss her small eyes and shake head action. Hai, nvm come across a poster. Thought of you. Dedicate this poster for you.

Today, big damage on my wallet, went to Jurong East Entertainment and saw this very elegant phone. Can't take my eyes of it and brought it for $220. I love its metallic look and its feel. Holding it feel just so right. Another thing to compliment is it semi-auto slide function. Just a little push and pull is enough to close the slide cover. Swift and sharp. Average ringtone but the animated wallpaper is really a nice eye candy to look at. In the day, a Singapore merlion is displayed with bird flying across the sky, upon night time, it will automatically change to night display with shooting star. Really two thump up. Only con is the unreasonable short span of battery life. For middle average usage, only can last up to one day. But give and take, with such slim phone, how long we can expect the battery to be :(

Finished CT test 2 today. Overall, I am happy with the effort I put in my study. So no worry with the results. Haven't been updating blog cos there are too many homework and project to do. Done with most of my presentation except for ECA. I must praise myself that I start to get use to presentation already. Maybe a couple more time, I will get more and more confidence.

Ya, yesterday when for the scholarship talk given by "Sembcorp". A MNC company based in Singapore. Mostly on the enviro and water fields, I wasn't the enviro type one, but their offer seem really attractive to me. Well, I dun think working as environmentalist as long as they pays me well. Maybe is a good career prospect. That's a lot of potential high flyer applicants around. Hack, I will just apply, just play by ear and see. So let me see if I got any nice photo to upload....

Sorry, I have none.