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IWWTS = I walking walking then suddenly

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I coined IWWTS due to the previous post. Damn funny. One day inside the group chat I were asking the SYT (Sweet young thing) about what is TTYL. They asked me if I were chatting up with some chics and told me that TTYL means "talk to you later". Mandy suddenly ask do you know what is IWWTS. I was playing smart by saying that it could be Integrated Waste Water Treatment System. Because in Sembcorp we happen to be in the project IWWTP which means literally Integrated Waste Water Treatment Plant. Nabei the mandy say it means "I Walking Walking Then Suddenly". This is what I say when I was in the trance speaking during my dream recording. It's like LOL. Super "Ungram" Mandy, the pass looks like the maid you burnt to hell Its joyful to be around this kinda crap person who do not care about image and she never fail to make my day. Thanks ar. I tiong xim eh! Or Limpeh mao ni ar! Wahaha insider jokes lah. Yesterday watch the WWZ with Visan and

Jay One for Xiu Fen on our last day

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I absolutely adore and love this lady. Xiu Fen is our trainer for Citi and she is so cute to look at, especially the eyebrown. She can be damn guai lan at times and fierce us for reporting late to work. Sometime when she scold us, we are really damn afraid. Not because of fear, but because she is so nice that we didn't want to disappoint her with our poor effort. She earned our respect on a soft approach. Due to her being angry for most of us failed CC test, me, Jon and Mandy had to stay up damn late to study so that we can pass our next test without disappointing her. It so so sad to end the training.  Jay One for $88 We decided to buy her a gift nearing our training completion. We plan to  surprise her and we each chipped in $10 for this present. As she might be using it to listen to music on her Note and I though she didn't have a nice pair of in ear, we went to get her a nice one. We ended up buying a card for her as well.  Shermine brought home and drew

I had a dream recorded in memo

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Today I share the incident with the citi's wolf pack, and we can't stop laughing. I laugh so hard I sweated inside the aircon room in PS. Basically, I had a dream. I woke up 6:30am this morning watching my drama, but then I fell asleep at 8 plus and the dreamt about something interesting. Alone the dream, I was woke up by my alarm clock at 10am. Hence the dream is very vivid inside my mind. So actually I want to take down the dream with pen and paper. But then I was too tired, I switch on my phone and start narrate the whole dream into my iphone using the voice memo function. I was speaking in the half sleeping and half awake tone for like almost 3minutes rehearsing the whole story onto the phone. After that I open my eyes but only to realise "FUCK" I didn't press the record button. Gan stupid right. So I tried to record again but this time my manage to say half of the story and then I fell asleep again. The voice memo was shared with them over lunch and w

Dream about losing teeth

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I dreamt about losing my teethes that night. One by one they got loose and shaky then they just fall off one by one. Its very scary and i was helpless in the dream. Funny that i told the mdh class about lucid dreaming but however i didn't get lucid that night. Even if i do, its boring cause there is no one in my dream. They say it is hard to remember what you had dreamt but the losing teethes dream is so vivid that i can still remember a few days later. I decided to google and decipher the meaning about losing teethes in a dream: "One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxieties about your appearance and how others perceive you. Your teeth help to convey an image of attractiveness and play an important role in the game of flirtation, whether it is flashing those pearly white, kissing or necking. Thus, such dreams may stem from a fear of rejection, sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. To support this notion, a dream research found that women

On job 3rd day citi

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3rd day into the job. Start getting the hang of it. My first day is damn scare and blur lo. Somemore i alone inside bishan ibc. Mo ine to guide me or give me ojt. Lucky the hard part of tapping customer is over. Just i need to be more confidence in the products knowledge and fluent in my presentation. My stop rates are high but conversion rates still not there. I havent tried hard enough i think. I tend to get them go when upon they first rejection. I think i need to work harder on that. Today at compass m1 rs i manage to close my first casa with hsiong wei and kind if make me more comfortable preaching to cust. I want to try loan the next available chance. Sher close almost 9 clear at cine. I will to catch up and hope i can able to draw the ipad as the winner. Jon is on the killing spree. 10cm with 43cc in one day. He almost close all cust with 5 cards. Impressive. I had to work harder. But ethically i still not convinced to enforce cshield in cm leh. But they say if you wan mon

Hazy weather, psi worsen

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I still felt like i am a people person. I enjoying hanging out with new friends and be able to bring joy and happiness to the group. Xf had share her secret of making best friend with a girl, and thats to share a secret with the girl. You can be instantly become a bff if you have something holding on between you two. Let me share my success with people and thats to be humble and able to laugh at yourself. Everyone know that i am a cheena and i english is very broken. But i do find some of my english really damn funny. Like i cant pronoun gourmet pleasure. I always pronoun "got meh, pressure". I am can tank really well with sarcasm. Like people kept saying my face tio lon by mrt, got a lots of oil that my skin resist to sunburn etc. but if that us want makes people happy about, why not. In a group there is bound to be someone being picked on. Instead of hurting another person, why not take it all in right. Weather is damn hot, humid and hazy. Heard after psi 200 then don

Last outing with the sales dogs

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porn star mandy working her Mojo TGIF, men dress down, ladies hairs down. Working our Mojo after lesson with the "Sales Dogs". Can I say this is the best best outing thus far. How come we bond like super glue and we were indeed very close to each other like we had met before. Part of me want to pass out, part of me don't bare to do so. 

Prik thai look alike at Ocean

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With Keith and Jon, we went to chill out on the Monday evening after work. It is really an odd day to hang out right. We head to somewhere to have a drink and then we walk blindly to park lane. Had 4 jar of beer at K2 and me and Jon got a happy ending that burnt us a big hole in our pocket. Something funny between me and Jonathan. Hee hee.

Citibank training

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Well, I know it will be fun, but never thought it's going to be that fun. I don't want to end the class so soon, but life move on Gary. This 2 weeks are the most relaxing, fun and stressful period of my life. It's tedious the exam, the hours are long but the people with me made it worthwhile. We tease about almost each other with each other. Like Handsome lee and Mandy Ng, Me and Sanita, Keith and Shermine. It just feels so right suaning each other. And Handsome lee nonsensical confident to lie. The backside crane, the finger lighter the man with 4 rabbits, Mo chen with the chen mo the gao yang. Keith with the authentic face but rotten soul. Mandy's pulling finger tricks. Me with the shouting at the 10th year senior trainer. Haha so funny. And special thanks to trainer, Xiu Fen making the lesson so interesting and engrossing. She is very pretty and I keep suaning her age and looks like old only. But she is like Xiao S totally. Chio lah chio lah, I admit. 

Citibank training with trainer Xiufen

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getting free tailor made shirt and pant I still remember throwing away my corporate wear, leather shoes etc and vowed that I will not step into the corporate world and climb the corporate ladder. When was that? Hmmm, roughly one year ago, that is what I thought. Now take a look at me, in the stupid corporate wear again. Now I am going through training for direct sale in Citibank. Cause they paid handsomely with basic, incentives, allowance and commissions. I could not slag no more at home already. I need to join some job that is challenging, dynamic and highly motivated. What else other than direct sale. I kinda direct right. Soon I will be super no life as the job requires long and tiring working hours. But that will be my stepping stone to bridge over to property. Meanwhile learn a little about credit cards, loan and saving plan for my financial part then when I save enough, I shall switch back to property. Anyway, I will be still waiting for my RES exam result and applicatio

Is love really pure?

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"Michelle E Loving someone isit all about how ur love will be reciprocated? So if u can't feel the other party loving u as much as u do, u back away and love lesser until the party learns to love u as much as u do. Is love like this?" Quoting one of my friend who post this comment on her facebook, at first I thought it is so true, A lot of people out there is weighting love in exchanging for something in return. But after a while I thought, actually why are we able to make friend so easily but it so difficult to find love relationship? Both of them is a kind of love, one friendship verse the other love relationship. Both of them is based on trust, the more you trust the other party, the closer you get. I ask myself why love is much a complicated stuff, unlike friendship, where you happen to just meet and just click. That's that, simple and you got yourself the next BFF. You treasure the time spent together, you do not care how long it last. It could la