I hate those prudential sale men/women. You know today, I actually went to sheng siong to get some groceries for my mother. One gentle man approached me. I think I got the natural instinct that I can differentiate a sale man straight away. Before he could finish his sentences I told him I am not interested.
But he was quite persistent so I think he deserve a chance. He asked a couple of personal question like "are you working", "how old are you" and "WHAT, you are still studying?" Although, I have been asked this question too many time to feel anything personal, but it is still a pain in the neck to see their unbelievable expession. If not the free gift in his hand, I will not even bother to stop seriously. Then I told him I am not interested and walked off.
Then later, when I am done with the shopping, I was smoking at the bench outside sheng siong. A different guy came up to me and sit before me while I smoke. It like pick up lines. He asked how old am I, am I studying or working? Damn lame loh. I never see someone so eager to breathe in second hand smoke. I reckon that he wanna make use of my couple of "free time" to explain something to me. I think its okie to listen, cause I will not buy but I still still learn something.
He basically explained the whole fucking structure of the CPF thingie, what OA lah, SA lah, MA lah.. Blah blah blah. After 20 minutes, he finally come to the point that he wants to intro the what enhance medisave shield plan. He told me the plan can cover medical bill up to 80% then breaks down an example for me. I found out that he had been misleading me with words and calculation. Rubbish, I scolded him for trying to hard sell and mis-interpret the product. He then went speechless for a while and hand me his card and ask him to call him with I need any help.
I walked off and threw his card at the rubbish bin in his face and walked away. I think I looked so man loh. He must be swearing me on my back.
You think finish right. No loh. As I walked back to carpark, a ladies came from behind and tapped on my shoulder. And she called me shuai ge. I never knew I am so popular with girl to the extend that she approached me and call me shuai ge. I turned over and saw an prudential sale woman. She smiled at me warmly.
Before she ever had a chance to produce any significant sound that can be perceived just above the threshold of hearing, I say:
"Are you going to ask me my age, am I working or study, then when I tell you I am that I am 25 and currently studying in Ngee Ann Poly, you are going to look shocked and ask me why.... so on and so fore "
"Excluding you I had been approached twice!!!!"
Wah, I thought I really looked damn cool loh... Hohohoho
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